Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

An' things ha' come to a pretty pass, ye ken, if people are going to leave stuff like that aroound where innocent people could accidentally smash the door doon and lever the bars aside and take the big chain off'f the cupboard and pick the lock and drink it!

Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them."OK lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"The best plans are the simplest ones ...

I've seen boredom I've seen excitement, Boredom was best." ~ Rincewind

The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you've got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You've got to stop. You've haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.